Alyssia Kent in Tomb Raider A XXX Parody

There’s not a gamer in the world who hasn’t tried to pan the camera at just the right angle while playing Tomb Raider to get a view of Lara Crofts cleavage. Maybe it’s because you’ve been playing the game for 16 consecutive hours, or maybe it’s due to advanced game engines, but Lara is starting to look more and more real. In fact, she seems to be evolving and becoming self-aware. She’s tired of being used to collect artifacts, jump over shark-infested waters, and running from wild cats, so she tells you she’s had enough. She needs some R and R, and you’re going to give it to her. Put down that PlayStation controller and let this sexy short-short-clad adventurer blow you, fuck you, and bounce her perky tits right in your face. A famous explorer once said that the extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are, so do something extraordinary and blow your load all over this sexy explorer right here on .